Brine Weekly's charter establishes that one of the magazine's main purposes is "to explore the boundaries of Internet and Online, and to push beyond those boundaries into the Outernet, and through the edge of the Outernet into Sector Nine, and if possible, beyond even that into the highly theoretical 'Kligerman’s Space.'"
So it should come as no surprise that a large portion of a typical editorial meeting is spent discussing what our research staff has discovered during the week. It was during one such meeting that our Chairman of R&D presented a frankly jaw-dropping discovery; his team had discovered a Google image search that provided a perfect cross-section of the contents of the Internet.
The magical term that produces these results is "Archie Bunker quad hole," an astoundingly concise convergence of the three main pillars of modern culture: All in the Family, golf, and the film Rock & Rule. They posited (but sadly have not yet proven) that if you scroll down far enough through this search, you will find every image on the Internet.
Marketing quickly picked this idea up and ran with it, declaring it "Gooble Search," establishing a sponsorship deal with Uncle Jeffy’s Fine Meats and Snacks, and securing the iconic Gooby as its mascot.
We spent a lot of time (and an ever greater amount of money) on this endeavor, so we hope you enjoy.